I'd initially planned on adding new members to my post-apocalypse posse o' heroes every couple of weeks but I realized that that would be impossible. This thing that I do is bigger than me, it's bigger than this blog, and I really can't afford to make any hasty decisions. After a month of very careful deliberation and spiritual contemplation, I have finally made my choice.
Known Aliases: Jam-Master G
Special Skills: Able to kill life-source-sucking wall trolls with a turntable and a fan; in spite of his cat-hood, totally understands English; more intelligent than most humans.
What's His Deal: A little girl finds General and hopes to keep him, but her anti-feline mother sends him to an animal shelter to be euthanized. Fortunately, General escapes and returns to the little girl's home in time to save her from a mystical troll and his mini-sausage fingers.
Known Enemies: Trolls; Douchey parents.
Why He Was Selected: In a lot of ways, General is my idol. He has this amazing, unshakable fealty that I admire and respect and I think that he'd be an asset to any team--whether it's a team of unlikely heroes, combating alien overlords or a team of dudes playing football or whatever. Also, he's a total badass. Case in point:
If she isn't related to General, then I think she must have seen him in Cat's Eye at some point in her life and--like me--decided to model herself after him.