I'm hot for your burgeoning, demigod bod.
I love that golden hair of yours, how it glistens with mythological hair gel.
I love the leather armband you always wear and the the way that it hugs your young bicep.
I love that you live in ancient Greece, yet somehow, know karate.
I love your X-Men belt buckle.
But most of all, I love that you will eventually grow to look like this:
and also, like this: