To make your very own paper plate Santa Claus you will need:
Construction Paper (red, pink, white)
Scissors, Glue, etc.
Instructions (which I basically just got from this site):
1. To make Santa's head, turn the paper plate face down (trim down the edges of the plate if you're inspired to do so) and color the paper plate peach as conventional wisdom/the media/the National Association for the Advancement of Peach People (NAAPP) tells us that this is the color of flesh.
2. Fabricate a little cone-shaped Santa hat with your red construction paper. Glue a cotton ball to the tip of the hat, so that the hat looks gangsta, and a white strip of construction paper to the base--this will be the brim of the hat. Glue the hat to the peach face.
3. Glue cotton balls around the edges of the paper plate peach face. Make sure to do this with care because this will be Santa's beard and you want him to look as sexy as possible.
4. Draw Santa's face with your black marker. You can cut out some pink construction paper circles and glue them onto his cheeks to convey how drunk he is/the severity of his rosacea.
The really cool thing about these paper plate faces is that you can punch two little holes into the sides, attach a piece of string/rubber band, and turn them into masks. This way you can attend your holiday functions as Karl Marx, Morgan Freeman, etc.