It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown puts me in a Halloweenie mood more than any other Halloween TV special or movie. It also gets me super psyched about the rocks I'm going to be handing out to all the prematurely balding neighbor kids who waddle up to my front porch tonight.
These days, I can't seem to watch a cartoon without trying to determine which, if any, of the characters I'd make-out with. While this is inappropriate and creepy in most cases, the Peanuts gang is really just begging to be sexualized and debased in this way. How do I figure? Well, whenever I say the word "peanuts" it sounds like "penis." So there you go, unflappable reasoning. The following is a list of the Peanuts/penis men that I'd make-out with in the order that I'd make-out with them.
Sure, there's that whole security blanket/thumb sucking thing, but I've always been attracted to eccentric men.
Happy Halloween, everyone! I'll be spending the remainder of the evening gorging on 100 Grand bars and then I think TBS is showing Steve Martin's terrifying Halloween classic, Cheaper by the Dozen, so I might catch that. But I think you should go to a party, drink a few alcoholic beverages, make-out with someone who looks like Linus/the little red-haired girl, and then eat a burrito.