Over the years, I've learned a couple of things about Peters. First, for whatever reason, there are very few non-Caucasian ones. And second, they can be divided into three groups: (1) Peters that I want to marry (2) Peters that I want to high five (3) Peters that I want to tiger uppercut a la Sagat in Street Fighter II.
My second favorite dead comedian, Peter Cook was lanky, clever, and looked a bit like George Harrison--the hotness trifecta. After watching the original 1967 Bedazzled, I wore red socks every day for about a month. I also wanted to dance around Mr. Cook and praise him, telling him how beautiful he was, how wise he was, how handsome, that sort of thing. Only I couldn't because he was dead.
Peters I Want to High Five
If you don't want to high five Chewbacca, there's something wrong with you.
3. Peter Boyle
Ray's curmudgeony father on "Everybody Loves Raymond."
Bustin' makes him feel good.
I'll high five Peter after I make out with Egon.
Peters I Want to Uppercut
1. Peter Parker
Teenage loser; turned into a "spider man" after being bitten by a radioactive spider.