Monday, November 9, 2009
Saw this by a computer at work today
Now, I’m no TMNT purist or anything but these nunchucks are pretty janky. They look like Kryptonite bike locks. Though I guess, when you really think about it, a Kryptonite bike lock would’ve been a far more intimidating weapon. If you’re confronted by a giant turtle and he starts hitting you with a nunchuck then you’re like, OK this is definitely weird but this creature hitting me with these nunchucks must be some kind of ninja turtle. And then maybe you’ll try and fight back because you can sort of make sense of the situation. But if a giant turtle is hitting you with a pair of Kryptonite bike locks, well, that’s just insane. I can’t even imagine the kind of psychological damage that experiencing something like that might have on a person.