He's a ghost and he writes haikus for us, Ghosthaikuer.

Synchronize This!

Yo, Parker Lewis!

You ain’t foolin’ nobody!

I know you can lose!

Incoming Message From the Big Giant Head

Tommy Solomon:

Sexually frustrated

teenage alien

Klotz.

Hair looks like bacon.

I want to eat some of it.

Crunch. Chew. Swallow. Yum.

Mmm...Tastes Like Salvation Army

Star Trek mug is cool,

boldly holding hot liquids.

Your mug can suck it.