It's also the two year anniversary of this blog! I did it! I've officially been blogging longer than Jimi Hendrix! Anyway, thank you, errbody. I really appreciate your hilarious comments and I'm glad your folks decided to have sex the day you were conceived. This song is for you from me and Jon B featuring Babyface:
My goals for this, my 28th year of life, are to (a) survive (b) continue blogging and (c) become BFF with Matthew McConaughey. Matt and I share a b-day and if we become BFF, November 4, 2012 has the potential to be rad.
First, I'd help Matt work on his abs, delts, and glutes during one of his impromptu, open-air exercise sessions.
Then, we'd invite Sam Rockwell over and taunt him for being born on Nov. 5 instead of Nov. 4 (like most cool people).
We'd end the day with nude bongo playing.
I have small boobs.
Once again, thanks for reading, commenting, following, etc. J.K. livin', you guys, j.k. livin'.
